is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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