Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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