okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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