she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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