your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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