So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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