You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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