Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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