Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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