Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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