dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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