The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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