so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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