If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I just want nice things and good sex
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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