I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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