he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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