i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
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