All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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