Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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