PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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