i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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