they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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