we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sponge bath it is.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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