normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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