I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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