Me. At least after what I've been through.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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