i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Its about making memories worth repressing
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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