Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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