she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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