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say what?
wanna hang out?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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