butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
