So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Randomize