I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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