You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Randomize
