Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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