YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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