put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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