hell yes lets make some ravioli
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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