Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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