I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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