Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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