So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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