Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
