Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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