I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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