that's an acceptable place to lick
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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