the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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