dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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