Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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