True but thats because hes a fetus.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Randomize
