Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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