I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
The struggles of a small town man whore
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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