O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
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