Do vagina's smell?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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