Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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